I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
