So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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