I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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