Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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