apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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