I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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