return my video game
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Is it because I queefed?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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