He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
