Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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