My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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