i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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