Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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