you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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