similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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