if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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