I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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