How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I am available for nakedness
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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