i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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