Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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