if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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