Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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