That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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