I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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