Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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