i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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