he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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