Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You smell like stripper and shame
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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