And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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