do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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