I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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