I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
where are my eyebrows?
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