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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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