he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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