Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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