this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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