If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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