we were pretty classy up until the second keg
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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