In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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