i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She announced her abortion via fbk
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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