You just made me feel so damn special
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
