She said her name was "party"
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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