fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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