Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
accomplished twins. life is a go
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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