I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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