Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
