I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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