she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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