this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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