i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
