i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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